Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Haute and Sweaty

This is fashion, simplified. Why?

1. I am two feet too short for any runway.

2. I am a poor college student who gets more enjoyment, dollar for dollar, from a Jack and Diet than an Hermès scarf.

3. I do not wish to pursue the elusive "hooker pirate clown" look that is so chic to the international fashion community.

I have the proverbial balls to call John Galliano the gigantic freak he is, and to insinuate that model Jessica Stam (above) would look more attractive in a non-mutant prostitute ensemble.

Jessica Stam or not, each of us has a "best." A best fit, a best price, a best color or pattern-- the "bests" are endless. My blog is here to throw some sass on style and whorishly hunt down fashion that's accessible yet unique, timeless, and always affordable.

Welcome!

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